A Certain Dweeb and Another Certain Dweeb

[xyzai]

Comment here, and I'll give you the plot points of a computer dating game starring you.*












*The poster accepts no responsibility for any ruffled sensibilities.

Comments

[dokuhana]

I probably shouldn't even tempt fate, here, but sure. I'm bound to end up in one eventually, anyway.

[xyzai]

Your game is a spin off of Hatoful Boyfriend. Except, instead of pigeons, it's plants. You're caught between an exciting poisonous flower you would never be able to properly touch and a sweet, lovely fern that tickles your fancies with the scrub next door kind of feeling.

[dokuhana]

Don't make me choose! In the end, though, it would probably be the fern. I may not be man enough to take the poisonous flower and if the fern has been beside me this whole time...

[crosswithyou]

Only if my story isn't too cliched.

[xyzai]

The south pole story My One, My Only is about a penguin high school romance. You, one of the most popular penguins in school, have been assigned a science project with your rival, a grumpy emperor penguin. Together, you must take care of a rock or risk failing. However, you are concerned that your partner seems very focused on helping his two close friends with their rocks. How are you to keep his attention where it belongs?

[acchimuitehoi]

Sure. ☆ Can a mop find love?

[xyzai]

Called Found Love in a Soapless Place, this janitorial love story happens after hours in a Tokyo Skyscraper. You, a dirty mop, both envy and admire the swiffer brush exclusively used for the boss's office. But they're a bit arrogant. Your best friend the vacuum cleaner, however, has always been there to minimize a mess before it can get tangled up in your bristles.

[kimisama]

I'm intruiged, Zaizen-kun.

[xyzai]

For the Faint of Heart is a game about looking for support. You, the main character, has decided that the best way to test a person is to faint before them and rank their catch 1-100. While one person makes you feel so completely secure that it breaks the scale, another lets you hit the floor. You adore the one who takes good care of you, but you also desperately long for that one person to -- at least once -- break your fall.

[ever_yanagi]

You should make some of these.

[xyzai]

Yours would just be: 26 Dates: A Love Marathon.

You'd go on dates with 26 different people and take a quiz about them at the end.

[naniwaspeed]

Me!

[xyzai]

Your current life is close enough.

[penipu]

make me beautiful ;*

[xyzai]

In the game Rat-tail-toille, you've been quite bad at dating. Suddenly, your luck turns around thanks to the advice of the rat taken residence in your apartment. You bring this rat on many dates and make good progress on them. However, the person you like the most has three cats. When they cook for you in their own home, you're torn between the love of your life and protecting your Rat Tail friend.

[saypassion]

What an interesting concept. I will throw my name into the ring, as well.

[xyzai]

People didn’t think that a live action Lion King could be made into a dating game, but Can You Feel The Love Tonight surprised everyone. Everyone expects you, the lion prince, to fall in love with the beautiful and kind lion who has been your fiancé since birth, but you find yourself inexplicably drawn to a ragtag group that hangs out in the elephant graveyard. It’s more than just their freedom that entices you in this game between two social worlds.

[mimic_yuu]

Why are you blah?

[xyzai]

Jingle Balls is a Christmas themed game about Tanuki love. It takes place in the dumpster behind KFC on its busiest night of the year. There's no dialogue in the game, only growling and screeching, but I'm sure that your love story is beautiful.

[sanada_g]

Why would someone ask for you to make up a weird plot if they were just going to get annoyed by it?

[xyzai]

Your game, called Picture This Love, is about a high school student who has committed to taking one picture every day for an entire year. Looking for subjects has stretched him beyond his usual friend group, and he finds himself clashing more and more with a rival who, somehow, always photobombs his carefully selected frames.

[oshitarisensei]

Why wouldn't I want in on this?

[xyzai]

In the story game Be Still My Thot, you are a Princess with an unusual hobby of restraining knights in interesting ways. One of the knights, however, is not as they seem. Will you keep their secrets as tightly bound as their hands?

[hiro_shi]

Sometimes, reality is far too harsh on all of us.

[xyzai]

Shot Through the Heart is a wild Wild West romance. You have the fortune and misfortune of being Billy the Kid. You are determined to pass on your name and fame, but none of your partners are willing to become Mrs The Kid. It’s a mouthful and all. How can you keep this shotgun love alive?