A Certain Dweeb and Another Certain Dweeb

[xyzai]

Comment here, and I'll give you the plot points of a computer dating game starring you.*












*The poster accepts no responsibility for any ruffled sensibilities.

Comments

[kimisama]

I'm intruiged, Zaizen-kun.

[xyzai]

For the Faint of Heart is a game about looking for support. You, the main character, has decided that the best way to test a person is to faint before them and rank their catch 1-100. While one person makes you feel so completely secure that it breaks the scale, another lets you hit the floor. You adore the one who takes good care of you, but you also desperately long for that one person to -- at least once -- break your fall.

[kimisama]

An excellent use of my fainting abilities. I suppose that, in order to avoid as many scrapes and bruises as possible, the most direct solution to the dilemma with the second person would be to ensure they simply cannot get out of the way.

[xyzai]

With your fainting abilities and strategic mind, surely you can orchestrate a checkmate.

[kimisama]

Naturally. I do feel for my safer option. While clearly a catch, figuring out how to, I suppose, not fall for the other one seems the more challenging option.

[xyzai]

You are allowed to choose your own route. All’s fair in video games.