A Certain Dweeb and Another Certain Dweeb

[xyzai]

Comment here, and I'll give you the plot points of a computer dating game starring you.*












*The poster accepts no responsibility for any ruffled sensibilities.

Comments

[acchimuitehoi]

Sure. ☆ Can a mop find love?

[xyzai]

Called Found Love in a Soapless Place, this janitorial love story happens after hours in a Tokyo Skyscraper. You, a dirty mop, both envy and admire the swiffer brush exclusively used for the boss's office. But they're a bit arrogant. Your best friend the vacuum cleaner, however, has always been there to minimize a mess before it can get tangled up in your bristles.

[acchimuitehoi]

It sounds like the vacuum cleaner is the one I should really be giving my affections. ☆ It would be pretty shitty of me to run off with the swifter after all she has done.

[xyzai]

What an upstanding mop.