A Certain Dweeb and Another Certain Dweeb

[xyzai]

Comment here, and I'll give you the plot points of a computer dating game starring you.*












*The poster accepts no responsibility for any ruffled sensibilities.

Comments

[xyzai]

The south pole story My One, My Only is about a penguin high school romance. You, one of the most popular penguins in school, have been assigned a science project with your rival, a grumpy emperor penguin. Together, you must take care of a rock or risk failing. However, you are concerned that your partner seems very focused on helping his two close friends with their rocks. How are you to keep his attention where it belongs?

[crosswithyou]

Ha! I'll get the best grade on my penguin qcience project.

[xyzai]

And wingsmack everyone in your way?

[sanada_g]

I would hardly prioritize Yanagi and Yukimura's eggs above our own...

[gtl_yukimura]

Hmm...

[sanada_g]

Don't worry, Seiichi. I'd still make sure your egg survives, too.

[gtl_yukimura]

Focus on your own egg, Genichirou. I'm more than capable of taking care of my own hypothetical egg.

[sanada_g]

Are you sure? I can multitask?

[gtl_yukimura]

I'm absolutely sure. Are you suggesting that I can't take care of my own rock?

[sanada_g]

...

I feel like you're drawing from real life a little too much.

[xyzai]

I have no idea what you’re talking about.