A Certain Dweeb and Another Certain Dweeb

[xyzai]

Comment here, and I'll give you the plot points of a computer dating game starring you.*












*The poster accepts no responsibility for any ruffled sensibilities.

Comments

[dokuhana]

I probably shouldn't even tempt fate, here, but sure. I'm bound to end up in one eventually, anyway.

[crosswithyou]

Only if my story isn't too cliched.

[acchimuitehoi]

Sure. ☆ Can a mop find love?

[kimisama]

I'm intruiged, Zaizen-kun.

[xyzai]

Your game is a spin off of Hatoful Boyfriend. Except, instead of pigeons, it's plants. You're caught between an exciting poisonous flower you would never be able to properly touch and a sweet, lovely fern that tickles your fancies with the scrub next door kind of feeling.

[xyzai]

Called Found Love in a Soapless Place, this janitorial love story happens after hours in a Tokyo Skyscraper. You, a dirty mop, both envy and admire the swiffer brush exclusively used for the boss's office. But they're a bit arrogant. Your best friend the vacuum cleaner, however, has always been there to minimize a mess before it can get tangled up in your bristles.

[xyzai]

For the Faint of Heart is a game about looking for support. You, the main character, has decided that the best way to test a person is to faint before them and rank their catch 1-100. While one person makes you feel so completely secure that it breaks the scale, another lets you hit the floor. You adore the one who takes good care of you, but you also desperately long for that one person to -- at least once -- break your fall.

[kimisama]

An excellent use of my fainting abilities. I suppose that, in order to avoid as many scrapes and bruises as possible, the most direct solution to the dilemma with the second person would be to ensure they simply cannot get out of the way.

[dokuhana]

Don't make me choose! In the end, though, it would probably be the fern. I may not be man enough to take the poisonous flower and if the fern has been beside me this whole time...

[acchimuitehoi]

It sounds like the vacuum cleaner is the one I should really be giving my affections. ☆ It would be pretty shitty of me to run off with the swifter after all she has done.

[xyzai]

The south pole story My One, My Only is about a penguin high school romance. You, one of the most popular penguins in school, have been assigned a science project with your rival, a grumpy emperor penguin. Together, you must take care of a rock or risk failing. However, you are concerned that your partner seems very focused on helping his two close friends with their rocks. How are you to keep his attention where it belongs?

[ever_yanagi]

You should make some of these.

[naniwaspeed]

Me!

[penipu]

make me beautiful ;*

[saypassion]

What an interesting concept. I will throw my name into the ring, as well.

[xyzai]

So that's your type.

[xyzai]

What an upstanding mop.

[xyzai]

With your fainting abilities and strategic mind, surely you can orchestrate a checkmate.

[xyzai]

Yours would just be: 26 Dates: A Love Marathon.

You'd go on dates with 26 different people and take a quiz about them at the end.

[xyzai]

Your current life is close enough.

[naniwaspeed]

(￣▽￣*)ゞ

[xyzai]

A bottle blond torn between two siblings...

[dokuhana]

My type? Ah~ I guess you got me, there.

But I might be more the type who takes in strays.

[naniwaspeed]

Hey! I'm not torn between two siblings!

[crosswithyou]

Ha! I'll get the best grade on my penguin qcience project.