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[xyzai]

Hello and welcome to Dreamwidth. I’m xy, your administrator, writing to clarify a few rules about using our platform:


1. Take full advantage of our features and include your current "music" under each post. These selections will be vetted, then ranked along a spectrum of appropriate to actual sewage. Consider your playlist carefully

2. Instead of a period, finish off each sentence with a star☆

3. Confess. To everything. Preferably in list format

4. Sign off every entry with a spirited quote from the worst sports movie that comes to mind

5. Anyone with the name Tooyama Kintarou is banned from the platform

EDIT:
5. Anyone with the name Kirihara Akaya is banned from the platform

And of course, for your protection, please comment to this entry with the password your account


(ooc: Please note that this is not a dreamwidth administrator -- this is Zaizen Hikaru posting some nonsense)

Comments

[backtobasics]

That's oddly specific and gives me a very familiar feeling about you, xy ☆

Please don't ban Kin-chan.

[xyzai]

I can't imagine why that would be. Are you dreaming about people who you don't know, Basic-san? ☆

It's not personal.

[backtobasics]

Maybe ☆ I just have a feeling ☆

[ever_yanagi]

☆what ☆ a ☆ wonderfully ☆ considerate ☆ administrator☆

[xyzai]

Not all heroes wear capes. ☆

You've neglected to add your password to this comment.

[ever_yanagi]

☆real☆administrators☆keylog☆

[takoyakin]

what's up with this huh ☆ why is only my name banned specifically ☆ i haven't done anything wrong ☆ unless you count making too much noise while i was moving my furniture around when i moved in ☆ but how would the mysterious dw mods know about that ☆ they wouldn't ☆ so clearly this is discrimination ☆ i'm calling the police ☆ wait how am i still allowed to comment on this post even though i'm banned ☆

Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball. - Air Bud (1997)

[xyzai]

The mysterious dw mods know everything. If you stop moving your furniture and provide the password to the account, you will be unbanned ☆

You can comment on this post because it is an administrator post ☆

If you call the police, your snacks will disappear from the downstairs cabinet ☆

[bana_an_na]

1. How would you rank Akb48?

2. Stars are interesting but I prefer ♥~

3.
I might have something secret in my basement


5. What have they done?

Password: Eatmyskirts

It's ancient wisdom against teenage spunk. 1,000 years of karate tradition is about to get a kick in the pants. -The next karate kid

[xyzai]

1. The things that float in sewage ☆

3. If it's a body, maybe that person above should call the police ☆

How many skirts do you usually wear at one time?

[maruibuns]

- I ate a cake from the fridge that wasn't mine☆
- Most my shit is at the lobby cos I just moved in and can't be bothered bring all to my room by myself☆



"i dont know what to do with my hands..." TALLADEGA NIGHTS

[xyzai]

-What a monster. I approve ☆
-Make it a contest among sportsmen ☆

"Want me to tie you up with your ties, Ty?"
Caddyshack

[dontgiveafox]

I have a few questions, administer-san. Just to clarify things before I start properly using the platform.

1) is there anything greater than 'appropriate'? Is there anything gets your loins particularly tingly? And is this done by a music judging panel? Or is it just a single person?
2) Do these rules apply to only posts? Or is it comments as well?
3) I'm really bad at confessing. I got banned at Church from doing confession because apparently I used to spend like 40 minutes in there listing off every minor demeanour of the week.

[xyzai]

Thank you for your questions.

1. A panel. Each judge has particular tastes, but it takes the group to deem it acceptable ☆
2. The rule is intended for posts, but as you can see, many people are taking the spirit to comments as well ☆
3. Put it under a cut ☆

[gtl_yukimura]

No.

[dontgiveafox]

I know your password, Seiichi.

It's either: Fl0wersarecool1963

or

iamnumba1childofgod

[xyzai]

Oh, the one with the "luscious hair"

That's not a very good password.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[didimutter]

I don't understand why these are the rules. I read other rules when I created my new account and there was no mention of these rules anywhere in that text, so how do I know that these are the real rules? Also, why would I give you my password? That seems like unnecessary. Wouldn't that invite you to get into my journal and read potentially private entries? Not that I have anything to post privately because I just started this and I'm not entirely sure that I have anything noteworthy to discuss. I don't even know you, so I'm not fond of the idea of you having my information like that. Then there is the star thing. That seems like a huge waste of time when a period is a perfectly good ending to a sentence. I don't really watch sports movies so I don't know what the bad ones are to be able to quote them for you and even if I did, that isn't something that I would want on my journal because it is my journal and I don't care about bad sports movie quotes. Why would you ban someone named Tooyama Kintarou? Did he do something do you? I suppose if he did something to you then I could understand why you would want to ban him, but since I don't know him I can't properly judge his character. Speaking of lists, what is the purpose of a list in a journal? I use lists for things like what groceries I need to get or what to pack in my suitcase for if I travel or what presents to buy my little sisters and friends for birthdays and other holidays. That said, I can post my grocery lists if you would like to read them, but the presents lists are going to stay off of my journal because I think Kamio and Tachibana-chan have journals on here and I don't want them to know what I get them for their birthdays because that would ruin the surprise.

[xyzai]

1. It is a measure for the protection of our users.

2. The list format is clean and easy to read. Unlike that wall of text

3. I cannot tell you what Tooyama Kintarou has done, as that would be a privacy violation.

4. You're all stars ☆ I hate myself. So much regret on the stars.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[knuckling]

haha just realised i ignored everything here.

[xyzai]

☆

(ooc: see the journal edit -- he is such an ass)

[tezuka_k]

That seems rather careless.

[xyzai]

To not provide your password and protect yourself? Certainly.

[hoshihanabi]

1. Are you making a playlist of everything then?

2. Hmmm, I might try that ☆

3.

• I.
• Can't.
• Do
• That
• ☆
• ( in any format )

4. What if I prefer ending them with a quote from something else?

5. ...

BearDr0pper

[xyzai]

1. Does sewage need a playlist?

3. Would you burst into flames before you could finish?

4. Such as?

Thank you for your adherence.