Welcome to Dreamwidth

[xyzai]

Hello and welcome to Dreamwidth. I’m xy, your administrator, writing to clarify a few rules about using our platform:


1. Take full advantage of our features and include your current "music" under each post. These selections will be vetted, then ranked along a spectrum of appropriate to actual sewage. Consider your playlist carefully

2. Instead of a period, finish off each sentence with a star☆

3. Confess. To everything. Preferably in list format

4. Sign off every entry with a spirited quote from the worst sports movie that comes to mind

5. Anyone with the name Tooyama Kintarou is banned from the platform

EDIT:
5. Anyone with the name Kirihara Akaya is banned from the platform

And of course, for your protection, please comment to this entry with the password your account


(ooc: Please note that this is not a dreamwidth administrator -- this is Zaizen Hikaru posting some nonsense)

Comments

[xyzai]

The mysterious dw mods know everything. If you stop moving your furniture and provide the password to the account, you will be unbanned ☆

You can comment on this post because it is an administrator post ☆

If you call the police, your snacks will disappear from the downstairs cabinet ☆

[takoyakin]

NOT THE SNACKS ☆

K0shimae

I see you have learned to work the Google on the internet machine. - Blades of Glory (2007)

[backtobasics]

... and the people surprised about the password include:

Kin-chan, don't get too fooled.

[takoyakin]

SHIRAISHI???? i thought that these comments were screened

brb changing my password to something stronger

[xyzai]

Is it Kosh1mae

[xyzai]

Thank you for your cooperation and good adherence of the rules ☆ You are officially unbanned ☆

What have I done?

(ooc: strikes deleted)