Welcome to Dreamwidth

[xyzai]

Hello and welcome to Dreamwidth. I’m xy, your administrator, writing to clarify a few rules about using our platform:


1. Take full advantage of our features and include your current "music" under each post. These selections will be vetted, then ranked along a spectrum of appropriate to actual sewage. Consider your playlist carefully

2. Instead of a period, finish off each sentence with a star☆

3. Confess. To everything. Preferably in list format

4. Sign off every entry with a spirited quote from the worst sports movie that comes to mind

5. Anyone with the name Tooyama Kintarou is banned from the platform

EDIT:
5. Anyone with the name Kirihara Akaya is banned from the platform

And of course, for your protection, please comment to this entry with the password your account


(ooc: Please note that this is not a dreamwidth administrator -- this is Zaizen Hikaru posting some nonsense)

Comments

[ever_yanagi]

☆what ☆ a ☆ wonderfully ☆ considerate ☆ administrator☆

[xyzai]

Not all heroes wear capes. ☆

You've neglected to add your password to this comment.

[ever_yanagi]

☆real☆administrators☆keylog☆

[xyzai]

Here at Dreamwidth, we want to gain our users' trust ☆ Any reason that you are well-versed? ☆

[ever_yanagi]

☆I ☆don't☆give☆away☆my☆secrets☆

[xyzai]

On the internet? ☆ How surprising? ☆

[ever_yanagi]

☆I'm☆glad☆you☆see☆my☆point☆