Welcome to Dreamwidth

[xyzai]

Hello and welcome to Dreamwidth. I’m xy, your administrator, writing to clarify a few rules about using our platform:


1. Take full advantage of our features and include your current "music" under each post. These selections will be vetted, then ranked along a spectrum of appropriate to actual sewage. Consider your playlist carefully

2. Instead of a period, finish off each sentence with a star☆

3. Confess. To everything. Preferably in list format

4. Sign off every entry with a spirited quote from the worst sports movie that comes to mind

5. Anyone with the name Tooyama Kintarou is banned from the platform

EDIT:
5. Anyone with the name Kirihara Akaya is banned from the platform

And of course, for your protection, please comment to this entry with the password your account


(ooc: Please note that this is not a dreamwidth administrator -- this is Zaizen Hikaru posting some nonsense)

Comments

[xyzai]

1. The things that float in sewage ☆

3. If it's a body, maybe that person above should call the police ☆

How many skirts do you usually wear at one time?

[bana_an_na]

1. Sounds about right.

3. Can't really give away my secrets~♥

Usually one, but I also do wear skorts. Breezy but without worrying about a panty shot.

[xyzai]

3. Because you are actually a banana?

Eatmyskorts doesn't have the same ring ☆

[bana_an_na]

3. My secret has been revealed. I am secretly a spokesperson for Tokyo Bananas.

I really doesn't~

[xyzai]

3. Send me Tokyo Banana or you're lying ☆

[bana_an_na]

3. Show me that you are actually a Mod and I'll think about it.

[xyzai]

3. How would I do that? Delete your account? ☆

[bana_an_na]

3. I call your bluff. Do it.

[xyzai]

3. Sent notice to the main moderator. You should receive something in your email soon.

[bana_an_na]

Oh~ Please delete this account. I've only had it for like 12 hours. I think I'll survive.

[xyzai]

Delete.

[bana_an_na]

Oh nooooo. I have been deleted. What ever shall I do?

[xyzai]

If you're asking for actual suggestions...

[bana_an_na]

No, not really but I'd love to hear your suggestions.

[xyzai]

Shave your head and become a groupie of a traveling band.