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[xyzai]

Hello and welcome to Dreamwidth. I’m xy, your administrator, writing to clarify a few rules about using our platform:


1. Take full advantage of our features and include your current "music" under each post. These selections will be vetted, then ranked along a spectrum of appropriate to actual sewage. Consider your playlist carefully

2. Instead of a period, finish off each sentence with a star☆

3. Confess. To everything. Preferably in list format

4. Sign off every entry with a spirited quote from the worst sports movie that comes to mind

5. Anyone with the name Tooyama Kintarou is banned from the platform

EDIT:
5. Anyone with the name Kirihara Akaya is banned from the platform

And of course, for your protection, please comment to this entry with the password your account


(ooc: Please note that this is not a dreamwidth administrator -- this is Zaizen Hikaru posting some nonsense)

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[maruibuns]

- I ate a cake from the fridge that wasn't mine☆
- Most my shit is at the lobby cos I just moved in and can't be bothered bring all to my room by myself☆



"i dont know what to do with my hands..." TALLADEGA NIGHTS

[xyzai]

-What a monster. I approve ☆
-Make it a contest among sportsmen ☆

"Want me to tie you up with your ties, Ty?"
Caddyshack

[maruibuns]

- People need to learn to eat all the cake, I feel like I have taught them an important lesson ☆
- That is a very good idea... i can offer other people's food as a reward ☆



"it has nothing to do with the phone, i just like yelling at you." the scout

[xyzai]

It looks like Basil Gardens has gained a Kin-chan.

-Announcing both of those things on the internet is a great idea. Please continue to do that ☆

"I thought Iceland was covered in ice!"
Mighty Ducks

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[maruibuns]

- You are such a motivator ☆

"There is something wrong with YOUR medulla oblongata." The Waterboy