I do appreciate you being 'round / Help me get my feet back on the ground

[xyzai]

In response to complaints from certain parties regarding my complimenting technique, I've decided to get in some good practice.

Comment on this post to receive a thoughtful compliment from yours truly.

EDIT: You can't compliment me that's illegal

Comments

[xyzai]

Yes. They're unfair.

[knuckling]

because theyre longer than yours?

[xyzai]

And then when you blink.

[knuckling]

so... its unfair that i blink because my eyelashes are stupid?

[xyzai]

Yes.

[knuckling]

should i just keep my eyes shut around you then?

[xyzai]

Please and thank you.

That would be good for my heart.

(ooc: strikes screened)

[knuckling]

no can do tho.

i need them to see your dumb face.

[ooc; strikes screened, message quite delayed.]

[xyzai]

Useless kakuna.

I don't do face pictures. Ankles only.

[knuckling]

kakunas dont have eyelashes.

cant make an exception? its not like my dumb eyelashes are there to apparently distract you.

[xyzai]

They hardened too much and fell off.

[text to Akaya]


(ooc: art not by me)

[knuckling]

is that why you insist im a kakuna?

how much hipster posing did it take you to make a selfie that nice?

[xyzai]

Sure.

I'm magic.

[knuckling]

uh-huh. thats convincing.

not the worst superpower.

[xyzai]

If you won't pretend to believe me at least pretend to be depressed enough to use my favorite icons.

Using a smart phone with my mind.

[knuckling]

okay.

did you ask someone artistic to take it for you or what

[xyzai]

Thank you.

A senpai took it while we were waiting for the bus. I was taking my earbuds out but she snapped it because the 203 was coming.

[knuckling]

youre welcome, togedemaru.

did she ask why or anything lol, kinda odd for you to have photos of yourself right?

[xyzai]

No.

I told her it was for a fake ID.

[knuckling]

yes.

but this off-centre one was fine for that? lol

[xyzai]

Say it to my face, you dirty mop kakuna.

I didn’t say she was a good photographer.

[knuckling]

haaah? where did dirty mop come from?

...i think shes a very good photographer.

[xyzai]

Wow you’re not reading all of my conversations? It shows that you don’t love me truly.

did not exactly follow instruction, however

[knuckling]

we arent married anymore, i dont have to. but. okay i did read it i just wasnt sure the dirty mop for sure alright look

it fit the request tho. what was your instruction? centred and boring?

[xyzai]

Is the pouting icon because you want me to see my favorite icon and propose to you?

Capture my soul so the zombies wont get it when the time comes.