I do appreciate you being 'round / Help me get my feet back on the ground

[xyzai]

In response to complaints from certain parties regarding my complimenting technique, I've decided to get in some good practice.

Comment on this post to receive a thoughtful compliment from yours truly.

EDIT: You can't compliment me that's illegal

Comments

[knuckling]

ah, did i get caught?

i can do that when i get home.

[xyzai]

You’re so obvious. I knew it.

Eat me or protect me soul?

[knuckling]

it can be a macaron marriage.

it could be both.

[xyzai]

The airport is a bit more upscale than CoCo curry.

you’re no longer allowed to point out my bad vore jokes.

[knuckling]

a little. you gotta ask tho.

nooope. quantity is important here.

[xyzai]

I’ll do the asking if you bring the macarons.

but I am quality.

[knuckling]

easy deal. we already made a deal on that anyway.

yeah so the combination of both is like, the issue here.

[xyzai]

And you have to wear a dress. I hear they’re comfortable on planes.

Janken for the right to vore jokes.

[knuckling]

what!! no!! not part of the deal!!

nah im still gonna point them out when i see em no matter what

[xyzai]

You already agreed. Yukimura-San will take you shopping for something flattering.

Cheater.

[knuckling]

i only agreed to macarons!! its all here in text you cant even claim its fine print look

what if i say id only protect your soul?

[xyzai]

Size .01 font.

can’t be trusted.

[knuckling]

i highlighted it to double-check. lies.

says the one who threatens to steal my fingers. and bites.

[xyzai]

Would I lie to you?

you knew what I was when you kissed me.

[knuckling]

is this a real question?

and you knew what i was, so accept that pointin out you vore tendencies will continue.

[xyzai]

Maybe.

I'm not sorry and I hope you're still wearing makeup.

[knuckling]

then maybe i think you might lie to me, sometimes, possibly, yeah.

i wasnt asking for an apology and no, its pretty much gone now. but i have a lot of concealer left over...

[xyzai]

It keeps things exciting for you.

It won't go to waste.

Buy a duty free one in my shade on the way back.

[knuckling]

thats an interesting way of spelling "frustrating".

oh

oh okay yeah

[xyzai]

I'm a regular thesaurus.

I can't wear turtlenecks all summer.

[knuckling]

a thesaurus of lies.

i mean you dont have to cover them all up ;9

[xyzai]

You still bought it.

Maybe on Halloween, Dracula.

[knuckling]

well, yeah. its still an interesting book.

you dont wanna start vampire attack rumours in middle tokyo?

[xyzai]

My cover art's not bad either.

What I'm hearing is 'I want 13 year old girls to think I sparkle'

[knuckling]

this copy has a lot of holes in it, though.

i mean, you do sparkle. with all the metal and stuff.