I do appreciate you being 'round / Help me get my feet back on the ground

[xyzai]

In response to complaints from certain parties regarding my complimenting technique, I've decided to get in some good practice.

Comment on this post to receive a thoughtful compliment from yours truly.

EDIT: You can't compliment me that's illegal

Comments

[knuckling]

uh-huh. thats convincing.

not the worst superpower.

[xyzai]

If you won't pretend to believe me at least pretend to be depressed enough to use my favorite icons.

Using a smart phone with my mind.

[knuckling]

okay.

did you ask someone artistic to take it for you or what

[xyzai]

Thank you.

A senpai took it while we were waiting for the bus. I was taking my earbuds out but she snapped it because the 203 was coming.

[knuckling]

youre welcome, togedemaru.

did she ask why or anything lol, kinda odd for you to have photos of yourself right?

[xyzai]

No.

I told her it was for a fake ID.

[knuckling]

yes.

but this off-centre one was fine for that? lol

[xyzai]

Say it to my face, you dirty mop kakuna.

I didn’t say she was a good photographer.

[knuckling]

haaah? where did dirty mop come from?

...i think shes a very good photographer.

[xyzai]

Wow you’re not reading all of my conversations? It shows that you don’t love me truly.

did not exactly follow instruction, however

[knuckling]

we arent married anymore, i dont have to. but. okay i did read it i just wasnt sure the dirty mop for sure alright look

it fit the request tho. what was your instruction? centred and boring?

[xyzai]

Is the pouting icon because you want me to see my favorite icon and propose to you?

Capture my soul so the zombies wont get it when the time comes.

[knuckling]

ah, did i get caught?

i can do that when i get home.

[xyzai]

You’re so obvious. I knew it.

Eat me or protect me soul?

[knuckling]

it can be a macaron marriage.

it could be both.

[naniwaspeed]

Aww, this is so sweet. So, do you need me to help you plan the proposal~? (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)

[xyzai]

Actually, there's something you can do to help.

[naniwaspeed]

Oh yeah~?

[naniwaspeed]

Waitaminute~ What's this about a former marriage~?

[xyzai]

It was a beautiful ceremony. You weren't invited. Limited seat count and all.

[naniwaspeed]

You wouldn't actually do that to me. ヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉﾞ

[xyzai]

I would. I did.

[knuckling]

we got divorced. it was super dramatic.

[xyzai]

It was even on the radio. Not sure how he didn't get the memo...

[naniwaspeed]

Just like Hikaru to be a drama queen over getting divorced. ♥