I do appreciate you being 'round / Help me get my feet back on the ground

[xyzai]

In response to complaints from certain parties regarding my complimenting technique, I've decided to get in some good practice.

Comment on this post to receive a thoughtful compliment from yours truly.

EDIT: You can't compliment me that's illegal

Comments

[xyzai]

I would. I did.

[naniwaspeed]

Because it sounds like you divorced like two seconds later.

[xyzai]

It was at least two days.

[naniwaspeed]

What happened in between marriage and divorce?

[xyzai]

Curry. Matcha cream. Risque photos.

[naniwaspeed]

Wait. All in that order?

[xyzai]

Yes.

[naniwaspeed]

And those pictures didn't end up on social media?

[xyzai]

I didn't say that.

[naniwaspeed]

Oho~ Do I need to do some digging?