Welcome to Dreamwidth

[xyzai]

Hello and welcome to Dreamwidth. I’m xy, your administrator, writing to clarify a few rules about using our platform:


1. Take full advantage of our features and include your current "music" under each post. These selections will be vetted, then ranked along a spectrum of appropriate to actual sewage. Consider your playlist carefully

2. Instead of a period, finish off each sentence with a star☆

3. Confess. To everything. Preferably in list format

4. Sign off every entry with a spirited quote from the worst sports movie that comes to mind

5. Anyone with the name Tooyama Kintarou is banned from the platform

EDIT:
5. Anyone with the name Kirihara Akaya is banned from the platform

And of course, for your protection, please comment to this entry with the password your account


(ooc: Please note that this is not a dreamwidth administrator -- this is Zaizen Hikaru posting some nonsense)

Comments

[backtobasics]

That's oddly specific and gives me a very familiar feeling about you, xy ☆

Please don't ban Kin-chan.

[ever_yanagi]

☆what ☆ a ☆ wonderfully ☆ considerate ☆ administrator☆

[xyzai]

I can't imagine why that would be. Are you dreaming about people who you don't know, Basic-san? ☆

It's not personal.

[takoyakin]

what's up with this huh ☆ why is only my name banned specifically ☆ i haven't done anything wrong ☆ unless you count making too much noise while i was moving my furniture around when i moved in ☆ but how would the mysterious dw mods know about that ☆ they wouldn't ☆ so clearly this is discrimination ☆ i'm calling the police ☆ wait how am i still allowed to comment on this post even though i'm banned ☆

Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball. - Air Bud (1997)

[xyzai]

Not all heroes wear capes. ☆

You've neglected to add your password to this comment.

[backtobasics]

Maybe ☆ I just have a feeling ☆

[xyzai]

The mysterious dw mods know everything. If you stop moving your furniture and provide the password to the account, you will be unbanned ☆

You can comment on this post because it is an administrator post ☆

If you call the police, your snacks will disappear from the downstairs cabinet ☆

[ever_yanagi]

☆real☆administrators☆keylog☆

[xyzai]

I could direct you to a very credible psychic ☆ Only 750 yen per minute ☆

[backtobasics]

Are they right 30% of the time?

[xyzai]

Here at Dreamwidth, we want to gain our users' trust ☆ Any reason that you are well-versed? ☆

[takoyakin]

NOT THE SNACKS ☆

K0shimae

I see you have learned to work the Google on the internet machine. - Blades of Glory (2007)

[xyzai]

They are right 100% of the time ☆

[backtobasics]

Oh ☆ In that case I don't trust them ☆

[backtobasics]

... and the people surprised about the password include:

Kin-chan, don't get too fooled.

[xyzai]

Thank you for your cooperation and good adherence of the rules ☆ You are officially unbanned ☆

What have I done?

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[bana_an_na]

1. How would you rank Akb48?

2. Stars are interesting but I prefer ♥~

3.
I might have something secret in my basement


5. What have they done?

Password: Eatmyskirts

It's ancient wisdom against teenage spunk. 1,000 years of karate tradition is about to get a kick in the pants. -The next karate kid

[ever_yanagi]

☆I ☆don't☆give☆away☆my☆secrets☆

[xyzai]

1. The things that float in sewage ☆

3. If it's a body, maybe that person above should call the police ☆

How many skirts do you usually wear at one time?

[bana_an_na]

1. Sounds about right.

3. Can't really give away my secrets~♥

Usually one, but I also do wear skorts. Breezy but without worrying about a panty shot.

[xyzai]

3. Because you are actually a banana?

Eatmyskorts doesn't have the same ring ☆

[bana_an_na]

3. My secret has been revealed. I am secretly a spokesperson for Tokyo Bananas.

I really doesn't~

[takoyakin]

SHIRAISHI???? i thought that these comments were screened

brb changing my password to something stronger

[xyzai]

Maybe trust issues are not best worked out with a psychic after all ☆

[xyzai]

On the internet? ☆ How surprising? ☆