[Screened from Akaya]

[xyzai]

Probably Akaya is over his jet lag by now.

So.

Scare-the-fuck-out-of-him surprise party next Saturday. Start and his apartment and we'll go out from there. Underage people, I can get you into the venue, but bars will require ID.

If you're in for either part of the night, comment here. If you can volunteer to keep him out of the apartment during set up, even better.

Comments

[ever_yanagi]

I can take him out on a date.

[sanada_g]

I'm also willing to help distract him if you'd like the help.

[xyzai]

If you bring Sanada-sama, it can be a double date.

[sanada_g]

Who is dating whom in this scenario?

[xyzai]

Up for the involved parties to decide.

[sanada_g]

It seems that Yukimura might come so I think Sanada-sama may need to sit this one out.

[xyzai]

Yeah, you wouldn't want to make Akaya feel like an awkward fifth wheel.

That's sarcasm, but on second thought, I can actually see it.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[sanada_g]

Very true. And he deserves our full attention for doing so well in his tennis lately.

[dontgiveafox]

Just tell hm it's some sort of dodgy Rikkai meet up and he'll be there faster than a man can drop his pants.

[xyzai]

The man in your example should wear a belt.

[dontgiveafox]

Perhaps that's the secret. Just undo the belt and they go sliding down.

[xyzai]

Is it a seatbuckle belt?

[dontgiveafox]

I'm much more fond of the quick release mechanism in airplane belts. Perhaps an elasticised version of those.

[xyzai]

An elascticized and more sanitary version.

[dontgiveafox]

I don't think someone who wears an elasticised airplane seat belt for the sheer purpose of dropping his pants really cares about sanitation.

[xyzai]

I feel like such an industrious character should put more work into advance prep and cleaning. He did steal a buckle from the airplane and all. Dedication.

[dontgiveafox]

Eh, I'm sure you can buy them off aliexpress or something. Maybe he bought a pack of 10, for all those different pairs of pants he has to flash people with.

[xyzai]

The intersection of rich and crazy.

[dontgiveafox]

That seems to describe most of the rich people I know.

[xyzai]

Fair.

[xyzai]

Text me when you meet up with him, so I know it's clear to start set up.