[Screened from Akaya]

[xyzai]

Probably Akaya is over his jet lag by now.

So.

Scare-the-fuck-out-of-him surprise party next Saturday. Start and his apartment and we'll go out from there. Underage people, I can get you into the venue, but bars will require ID.

If you're in for either part of the night, comment here. If you can volunteer to keep him out of the apartment during set up, even better.

Comments

[xyzai]

Is it a seatbuckle belt?

[dontgiveafox]

I'm much more fond of the quick release mechanism in airplane belts. Perhaps an elasticised version of those.

[xyzai]

An elascticized and more sanitary version.

[dontgiveafox]

I don't think someone who wears an elasticised airplane seat belt for the sheer purpose of dropping his pants really cares about sanitation.

[xyzai]

I feel like such an industrious character should put more work into advance prep and cleaning. He did steal a buckle from the airplane and all. Dedication.

[dontgiveafox]

Eh, I'm sure you can buy them off aliexpress or something. Maybe he bought a pack of 10, for all those different pairs of pants he has to flash people with.

[xyzai]

The intersection of rich and crazy.

[dontgiveafox]

That seems to describe most of the rich people I know.

[xyzai]

Fair.