[Screened from Akaya]

[xyzai]

Probably Akaya is over his jet lag by now.

So.

Scare-the-fuck-out-of-him surprise party next Saturday. Start and his apartment and we'll go out from there. Underage people, I can get you into the venue, but bars will require ID.

If you're in for either part of the night, comment here. If you can volunteer to keep him out of the apartment during set up, even better.

Comments

[ever_yanagi]

I can take him out on a date.

[sanada_g]

I'm also willing to help distract him if you'd like the help.

[bana_an_na]

Is any food needed? We could whip up a few things with Marui-kun.

[dontgiveafox]

Just tell hm it's some sort of dodgy Rikkai meet up and he'll be there faster than a man can drop his pants.

[legally_blond]

Aren't you also underage, darling?

[xyzai]

If you bring Sanada-sama, it can be a double date.

[xyzai]

Text me when you meet up with him, so I know it's clear to start set up.

[xyzai]

The man in your example should wear a belt.

[dontgiveafox]

Perhaps that's the secret. Just undo the belt and they go sliding down.

[xyzai]

Yes. Anything you two want to bring.

[xyzai]

Are you going to cut off a limb and look at my rings to check?

[xyzai]

Is it a seatbuckle belt?

[legally_blond]

That depends. Will you let me tie you up again?

[dontgiveafox]

I'm much more fond of the quick release mechanism in airplane belts. Perhaps an elasticised version of those.

[xyzai]

No.

[xyzai]

An elascticized and more sanitary version.

[legally_blond]

Then no, you don't have to lose any limbs this time. I'd hate for you to wiggle and end up chopping off more than just your arm

[dontgiveafox]

I don't think someone who wears an elasticised airplane seat belt for the sheer purpose of dropping his pants really cares about sanitation.

[xyzai]

I would never let you take an arm.

[legally_blond]

A leg? I might consider doing it to a leg, you'd be less likely to run away.

[xyzai]

I feel like such an industrious character should put more work into advance prep and cleaning. He did steal a buckle from the airplane and all. Dedication.

[dontgiveafox]

Eh, I'm sure you can buy them off aliexpress or something. Maybe he bought a pack of 10, for all those different pairs of pants he has to flash people with.

[xyzai]

Don't underestimate the creativity of this hypothetical version of me.

[legally_blond]

Underestimate you? I would never.

[xyzai]

The intersection of rich and crazy.