I do appreciate you being 'round / Help me get my feet back on the ground

[xyzai]

In response to complaints from certain parties regarding my complimenting technique, I've decided to get in some good practice.

Comment on this post to receive a thoughtful compliment from yours truly.

EDIT: You can't compliment me that's illegal

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[naniwaspeed]

And really, most of all, I appreciate all of you because I wouldn't be the same person I am without you. So, there's that. (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ ) ♡

[xyzai]

I'm calling the police to report this harassment.

[naniwaspeed]

Oh yeah? Whatcha gonna say to him?

[xyzai]

Request for a restraining order.

[naniwaspeed]

A restraining order? Come on, you can do better than that. ♥

[xyzai]

I also have handcuffs.

[naniwaspeed]

Aren't... those just to be used for other purposes? (￣▽￣)

[xyzai]

Multipurpose.

[naniwaspeed]

Oh yeah? So you're using them for that other purpose, too?

[xyzai]

Do you really want to know this?

[naniwaspeed]

Not really, but I like any opportunity to make you squirm. ♥

[xyzai]

I’m not squirming. I’ll grace your virgin ears with all my handcuff adventures.

[naniwaspeed]

We'll see 'bout that~ 'Kay, then hit me with your best shot.

[xyzai]

It all started one morning when I swiped my brother’s handcuffs. And brought them to the school library last year.

[naniwaspeed]

Uh huuuuuh.

[xyzai]

There was this girl from my history of music 101. We were both there pretty late, studying across from each other and not really talking.

[naniwaspeed]

Oooh~ That sounds interesting. Go on.

[xyzai]

Out of nowhere, I feel her foot brush mine. At first, I thought it was a mistake.

[naniwaspeed]

Oh no! What happened next?

[xyzai]

Something slimy started moving up my calf. And then thigh.

[naniwaspeed]

...Wait, what. (￣▽￣) That doesn't sound like something you did with handcuffs, that sounds like a horror movie or something.

[xyzai]

How do you think I restrained the creature?

[naniwaspeed]

Well... I mean, once you had the creature handcuffed, then what were you going to do?

[xyzai]

Bring it to your house. Your cousin will like it.

[naniwaspeed]

Uhhhh. Will he actually?