I do appreciate you being 'round / Help me get my feet back on the ground

[xyzai]

In response to complaints from certain parties regarding my complimenting technique, I've decided to get in some good practice.

Comment on this post to receive a thoughtful compliment from yours truly.

EDIT: You can't compliment me that's illegal

Comments

[xyzai]

Something slimy started moving up my calf. And then thigh.

[naniwaspeed]

...Wait, what. (￣▽￣) That doesn't sound like something you did with handcuffs, that sounds like a horror movie or something.

[xyzai]

How do you think I restrained the creature?

[naniwaspeed]

Well... I mean, once you had the creature handcuffed, then what were you going to do?

[xyzai]

Bring it to your house. Your cousin will like it.

[naniwaspeed]

Uhhhh. Will he actually?