I do appreciate you being 'round / Help me get my feet back on the ground

[xyzai]

In response to complaints from certain parties regarding my complimenting technique, I've decided to get in some good practice.

Comment on this post to receive a thoughtful compliment from yours truly.

EDIT: You can't compliment me that's illegal

Comments

[naniwaspeed]

Hey! Why are you passing?

[xyzai]

I'm allowed to pass.

[naniwaspeed]

But you said yourself you're going to give compliments. You should follow through on what you're advertising. (￣ヘ￣)

[xyzai]

You don't have webbed feet.

[naniwaspeed]

Come on, you can do better than that. ☆ ～('▽^人)

[xyzai]

You are all that and a bag of potato chips.

I wish they would put more chips in those bags.

[naniwaspeed]

I appreciate your creativity, that was a fun one. I think everyone wishes there were more chips. (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ ) ♡ I'm going to ignore the fact you're insinuating that I'm nothing but air, though.

[xyzai]

Your fluff keeps chips crispy.

[naniwaspeed]

...What. (￣▽￣)

[xyzai]

It might be profitable to rent you to an amusement park for kids. They'll mistake you for a cheerful mascot.

[naniwaspeed]

Wait, wait, wait. What's this about renting me to an amusement park? Isn't that an actual paying job? (￣▽￣)

[xyzai]

Except in your circumstances, indentured mascot.

[naniwaspeed]

Only if you do it with me. ♥ You'd just look so cute wearing a suit.

[xyzai]

You can't do that. I just made complimenting me illegal.

[naniwaspeed]

Nah, it's too late for that. You can't back track now. ☆ ～('▽^人)

[xyzai]

Has ordering me around ever gone well for you?

[naniwaspeed]

Has not listening every gone well for you?

[xyzai]

Yes.

[naniwaspeed]

No! Try again!

[xyzai]

I've gotten this far in life not listening to you.

[naniwaspeed]

I know for certain beyond any sort of doubt that you have listened to me on multiple occasions.

[xyzai]

Maybe four.

[naniwaspeed]

It's totally more than that!

[xyzai]

Three.

[naniwaspeed]

Are you starting to count down?