I do appreciate you being 'round / Help me get my feet back on the ground

[xyzai]

In response to complaints from certain parties regarding my complimenting technique, I've decided to get in some good practice.

Comment on this post to receive a thoughtful compliment from yours truly.

EDIT: You can't compliment me that's illegal

Comments

[xyzai]

Has ordering me around ever gone well for you?

[naniwaspeed]

Has not listening every gone well for you?

[xyzai]

Yes.

[naniwaspeed]

No! Try again!

[xyzai]

I've gotten this far in life not listening to you.

[naniwaspeed]

I know for certain beyond any sort of doubt that you have listened to me on multiple occasions.

[xyzai]

Maybe four.

[naniwaspeed]

It's totally more than that!

[xyzai]

Three.

[naniwaspeed]

Are you starting to count down?

[xyzai]

0.5

[naniwaspeed]

Why did you skip so far down!

[xyzai]

No speed no life.

[naniwaspeed]

You have never done anything in your life to warrant using my catchphrase.

[xyzai]

I was just faster than you.

[naniwaspeed]

No one is faster than Naniwa's Speed Star. Try again!