New Year New Me

[xyzai]

Special contest opportunity: For today and today only, you are allowed to compliment me

Reward for the best compliment: Helping me move from Mikiya to Akaya's place this weekend

Honorable mention prize: Helping me move from Mikiya to Akaya's place this weekend

Worst compliment punishment: Helping me move from Mikiya to Akaya's place this weekend

Comments

[naniwaspeed]

What kind of terrible contest is this where literally every prize is the same thing?

[xyzai]

That's nothing like a compliment. Therefore, you get the punishment of helping me move this weekend.

[naniwaspeed]

I know better than to actually give you a compliment. (*¯ ³¯*)♡

Was I even going to have a choice?

[xyzai]

Wow. You found a kaomoji that truly resembles your stupid face.

No.

[naniwaspeed]

Excuse you, it only resembles one of my stupid faces~ ♥

So then what's the problem~

[xyzai]

How could I forget your great variety of stupid faces.

There isn't one. Report as needed.

[naniwaspeed]

You can't. They're permanently etched onto my face.

How would you say it? Reported? Reported. ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡

[saypassion]

Oh, that's so exciting. Contest or not, I would be happy to help you move.

[xyzai]

That's not really a compliment either. I'd assign you the worst punishment but you're volunteering for it anyway so.

[saypassion]

Just let me know when and where and I'll be there. I have some boxes I can spare, as well.

[xyzai]

I guess a truck has been volunteered, so I'll text after I schedule that.

[saypassion]

That sounds great. I will keep my phone volume turned up just in case I wander away from it.

[penipu]

your hair doesn't suck ;D

[xyzai]

I don't like that compliment, so you get the worst punishment of helping me move to Akaya's this weekend.

[penipu]

who says i wasn't already going to help bakayan? </3

[xyzai]

Is it helping Bakayan if he doesn't know yet?

[penipu]

lol he's going to be like wtf where did all y'all come from

surprise roomie

merry late fucking christmas <3

[xyzai]

Only because he's an idiot. I have a key -- it shouldn't be that great a surprise.

[penipu]

you've met akaya ;*

[crosswithyou]

I could lend a truck and driver if it would be useful to you.

[xyzai]

How big? I don't have that much stuff, and it might be harder to navigate around with a big one.

[dokuhana]

When it comes to accepting compliments, you are the best at being the worst. (ﾉ´∀｀)ﾉ

[xyzai]

I think I can safely give that compliment the grand prize of helping me move this weekend.

[acchimuitehoi]

My bunnies love you. ☆

And since you have so much help for the move, maybe you should just hang out with the bunnies while everyone else does the work~☆

[xyzai]

Well that's just good taste. Honorable mention.

...I'm going to say this once and only once. You're a genius.

[mimic_yuu]

you'll make the best domestic demonic rabbit husband.

[xyzai]

I don't hate that. Honorable mention -- your prize is helping me move this weekend.

[bana_an_na]

What happens if I want to compliment you on another day?

[xyzai]

End of the world, etc.

[bana_an_na]

Doesn't sound so bad~

[knuckling]

well at least i cant get blamed if anything breaks

[xyzai]

You underestimate me.

[gtl_yukimura]

I'm not helping you move because I'm playing tennis, but congrats on finally moving in with Akaya. I'll make sure he gets you a suitable souvenir while he's here.

[xyzai]

I appreciate your dedication to the cause.

[didimutter]

If none of the prizes differ, then how do you determine who has the best compliment? Also, if you wanted help moving, wouldn't it have been easier to just ask for assistance instead of coming up with some weird game where no one wins and all the prizes suck? I hope you had success moving, Zaizen-san.

[xyzai]

I heard that doing things for the sake of it builds character or something.