[radio soundpost] why not wednesday is temporarily suck on this saturday

[xyzai]

[A hour block of upbeat dance remix fades into Zaizen's voice]

Those of you who aren't drunk in a ditch or asleep, thank you for listening to the one to two Saturday Night Final. Your usual host has fucked off to Hokkaido to see her family, so you're stuck with Wednesday radio for the next hour. I don't particularly feel like slopping out your much beloved top forty -- so listen to me make some calls or change the damn channel.

[Turns on Alice Merton's lash out while he dials]

(ooc: if you want your muse to receive a 2am crank call, comment below with your muse picking up the phone! This won't be a journal post, but a live conversation.

The live conversations, however, will be endured to this journal. So if your muse wants to listen and comment normally during regular hours, please write JOURNAL COMMENT in the subject line)

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[saypassion]

[rolls over to grab the phone still half-asleep]

This is Tachibana. [yawns]

[xyzai]

[Normal person disguise voice]

This is Nakamura calling from the Shinjuku Talent Agency. One of our members on the ground spotted you on the street, and we think you would be a perfect fit for Mufasa in our production of The Lion King.

[saypassion]

[glances at the clock at his bedside, a small smile forming on his lips as he wakes quite quickly]

That is quite an honor, Nakamura-san. I would love to play such a role. If you saw me on the street... was it the hair?

[xyzai]

Partly, but you also seem like the kind of person who would speak from the sky.

Would you like to attend an interview?

[saypassion]

[chuckles]

Ah, I see. Well, then yes, I would certainly love to attend an interview. Will it not be an audition?