[radio soundpost] why not wednesday is temporarily suck on this saturday

[xyzai]

[A hour block of upbeat dance remix fades into Zaizen's voice]

Those of you who aren't drunk in a ditch or asleep, thank you for listening to the one to two Saturday Night Final. Your usual host has fucked off to Hokkaido to see her family, so you're stuck with Wednesday radio for the next hour. I don't particularly feel like slopping out your much beloved top forty -- so listen to me make some calls or change the damn channel.

[Turns on Alice Merton's lash out while he dials]

(ooc: if you want your muse to receive a 2am crank call, comment below with your muse picking up the phone! This won't be a journal post, but a live conversation.

The live conversations, however, will be endured to this journal. So if your muse wants to listen and comment normally during regular hours, please write JOURNAL COMMENT in the subject line)

Comments

[xyzai]

She's a quick one. [It isn't hard to sound fond]

First, ready our carriers. We will need them for the cab ride.

[acchimuitehoi]

Of course, how could I think any less of Honeybun?

[a bit of amusement in his voice as something about that unfortunate fondness makes everything finally click into place]

What a strange dream I'm having. ☆

[xyzai]

[suspects that the jig is up but persists]

This is no dream. It’s important VIP business that we reach *gives the address for a certain radio station*

[acchimuitehoi]

[goes to snuggle (bunny) Hikaru, just for good measure]

Mm-hmm~ What are you going to do when you get there, Hikaru?

[xyzai]

Complete the transaction.

[acchimuitehoi]

[can't help another laugh]

Does this transaction involve bunny-shaped mochi, as well?

[xyzai]

[Okay, jig is definitely up]

Just Very Important Petting.

[acchimuitehoi]

Aww, baby girl, I'll come give you all the very important pets you want. ☆

[xyzai]

That's nice, but I need more hands. Or there might be consequences.

[acchimuitehoi]

Okay, well, why don't we just invite someone over to give you the best bunny snuggles on earth? That'd be nice, right?

[xyzai]

[hums]

That could be a possibility.