[radio soundpost] why not wednesday is temporarily suck on this saturday

[xyzai]

[A hour block of upbeat dance remix fades into Zaizen's voice]

Those of you who aren't drunk in a ditch or asleep, thank you for listening to the one to two Saturday Night Final. Your usual host has fucked off to Hokkaido to see her family, so you're stuck with Wednesday radio for the next hour. I don't particularly feel like slopping out your much beloved top forty -- so listen to me make some calls or change the damn channel.

[Turns on Alice Merton's lash out while he dials]

(ooc: if you want your muse to receive a 2am crank call, comment below with your muse picking up the phone! This won't be a journal post, but a live conversation.

The live conversations, however, will be endured to this journal. So if your muse wants to listen and comment normally during regular hours, please write JOURNAL COMMENT in the subject line)

Comments

[xyzai]

[Is very tempted to just hang up, but when he gets an opening]

It is an emergency. [sighs] You've been posting about Tachibana-san without the approval of his fan club.

[didimutter]

[shocked]

Tachibana-san has a fan club? Who runs it? How long have they known Tachibana-san? I didn't know he had one. I didn't know I needed approval to talk about my friend. I think it's stupid to need permission to post about him. Fan clubs can't control that sort of thing anyway, so I don't care if they're upset. It's not illegal for me to talk about Tachibana-san, so I'm going to continue to talk about Tachibana-san whenever I want. If they don't like it, well, I don't care. They can get over it and focus on more important things.

[xyzai]

I didn't say it was illegal. [drawls] What is it you think a Tachibana-san fan club should be focusing on?

[didimutter]

[annoyed]

A Tachibana-san fan club should focus on supporting Tachibana-san and the things he believes in/supports in his own life and try to live up to the message of peace and thoughtfulness that Tachibana-san inspires in everyone who meets him.

[xyzai]

Hmmm [taps his fingers] I think you're confusing cults and fan clubs.

[didimutter]

Depending on the fervor, I would argue that they are the same thing, but that's a discussion for another time as I am tired and have already been up too long Mystery-san, so I'm going to go now otherwise I might be very cranky when I wake up and I don't want to unintentionally be rude due to my lack of sleep. For the record, I still think it was rude of you to call me so early when it really wasn't that much of an emergency. I hope you reconsider your life choices in the future.

[hangs up]