[radio soundpost] why not wednesday is temporarily suck on this saturday

[xyzai]

[A hour block of upbeat dance remix fades into Zaizen's voice]

Those of you who aren't drunk in a ditch or asleep, thank you for listening to the one to two Saturday Night Final. Your usual host has fucked off to Hokkaido to see her family, so you're stuck with Wednesday radio for the next hour. I don't particularly feel like slopping out your much beloved top forty -- so listen to me make some calls or change the damn channel.

[Turns on Alice Merton's lash out while he dials]

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Comments

[uzauza]

You mean the training to help make Hikaru become a part of the Kumamon army?

[xyzai]

Hikaru is not worthy.

Training for our new team cheer.

[uzauza]

The secret one? What about it?

[xyzai]

You must start in the first position. Stand with your hands in the air.

[uzauza]

*you can hear the sound of some shuffling and the zip of the tent opening, but not much else*

Uh-huh?

[xyzai]

Are you marching in place?

[uzauza]

*there is some rustling in the background, but not a whole lot*

Hm-m, sure.

[xyzai]

That’s the worst march I’ve ever heard. Deathbear-Chan is neglecting your training.