[radio soundpost] why not wednesday is temporarily suck on this saturday

[xyzai]

[A hour block of upbeat dance remix fades into Zaizen's voice]

Those of you who aren't drunk in a ditch or asleep, thank you for listening to the one to two Saturday Night Final. Your usual host has fucked off to Hokkaido to see her family, so you're stuck with Wednesday radio for the next hour. I don't particularly feel like slopping out your much beloved top forty -- so listen to me make some calls or change the damn channel.

[Turns on Alice Merton's lash out while he dials]

(ooc: if you want your muse to receive a 2am crank call, comment below with your muse picking up the phone! This won't be a journal post, but a live conversation.

The live conversations, however, will be endured to this journal. So if your muse wants to listen and comment normally during regular hours, please write JOURNAL COMMENT in the subject line)

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[xyzai]

*doesn't bother distorting his voice*

KK-san, I'm calling to ask what's on special. Free advertising opportunity -- you're welcome.

[ever_yanagi]

[The voice is flat and impeccably polite, with a Tokyo-broadcaster perfect enunciation despite the hour]

Vibrating buttplugs with remote control, guaranteed to keep you up all night in case rude individuals decide to call. Get yours today at Kinky Kimochi dot com, promo code NOSLEEP.

Good evening, Hikaru-kun. I know where you live.

[The phone cuts off]

[xyzai]

*mutters -- but still audible on air*

Let's you and I hope that he doesn't mail me eleven of them.