Welcome to Dreamwidth

[xyzai]

Hello and welcome to Dreamwidth. I’m xy, your administrator, writing to clarify a few rules about using our platform:


1. Take full advantage of our features and include your current "music" under each post. These selections will be vetted, then ranked along a spectrum of appropriate to actual sewage. Consider your playlist carefully

2. Instead of a period, finish off each sentence with a star☆

3. Confess. To everything. Preferably in list format

4. Sign off every entry with a spirited quote from the worst sports movie that comes to mind

5. Anyone with the name Tooyama Kintarou is banned from the platform

EDIT:
5. Anyone with the name Kirihara Akaya is banned from the platform

And of course, for your protection, please comment to this entry with the password your account


(ooc: Please note that this is not a dreamwidth administrator -- this is Zaizen Hikaru posting some nonsense)

Comments

[xyzai]

1. It is a measure for the protection of our users.

2. The list format is clean and easy to read. Unlike that wall of text

3. I cannot tell you what Tooyama Kintarou has done, as that would be a privacy violation.

4. You're all stars ☆ I hate myself. So much regret on the stars.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[didimutter]

I don't think that's true. Computer programs already store that information; I'm not sure an admin needs to personally have that information at their disposal as well. As I explained, I only use lists for certain things, so I'm not interested in using them for posts. Please forgive me. I do hope that Tooyama has been able to redeem himself and will be able to post in his journal as he ses fit. I still will not use stars.

[xyzai]

You muttered.