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[xyzai]

Hello and welcome to Dreamwidth. I’m xy, your administrator, writing to clarify a few rules about using our platform:


1. Take full advantage of our features and include your current "music" under each post. These selections will be vetted, then ranked along a spectrum of appropriate to actual sewage. Consider your playlist carefully

2. Instead of a period, finish off each sentence with a star☆

3. Confess. To everything. Preferably in list format

4. Sign off every entry with a spirited quote from the worst sports movie that comes to mind

5. Anyone with the name Tooyama Kintarou is banned from the platform

EDIT:
5. Anyone with the name Kirihara Akaya is banned from the platform

And of course, for your protection, please comment to this entry with the password your account


(ooc: Please note that this is not a dreamwidth administrator -- this is Zaizen Hikaru posting some nonsense)

Comments

[dontgiveafox]

Oh sorry, it must be the third password that you use. NiouIsTheBest1111

I'm flattered.

[gtl_yukimura]

That's the password for my fanfiction.net account.

[dontgiveafox]

Is your username NiouMasaharuReal? Are you the one writing Twilight fan fiction under my name? And have recently upgraded to 50 Shades of Grey fan fiction?

[gtl_yukimura]

You've caught me.

[dontgiveafox]

Gosh golly. I feel like my quiet Friday nights enjoying updates from it have just been ruined now, knowing the author. It's like I fapped off to my best friend or something.

Vom.

[gtl_yukimura]

Yagyuu didn't write them. I did. He'll be most displeased if he finds out that I usurped his spot as your BFF.

Are you saying you don't think I'm attractive? I'm hurt.

[dontgiveafox]

It's okay, I'll send him a postcard. HI YAGYUU UR NO LONGER MY BFF SRY SEIICHI IS LIKE 50 TIMES COLER THAN U. LOVE NIOU

I don't want to answer that.

[gtl_yukimura]

Sorry, Niou, but you're not my BFF. You're close though.

I see.

[dontgiveafox]

I think a part of my little pea heart just died then. I only have half a heart now.

[gtl_yukimura]

I've been under the assumption that you didn't have one at all. Rikkai trait and all.

[dontgiveafox]

No I definitely do. It's there. But it's not very efficient at pumping the blood around my body which is why I have a small electric pump attached to my hip.

[gtl_yukimura]

And here I thought Sanada was the robot.

[dontgiveafox]

Oops! it's one of my 142 secrets. Please keep it safe.

[gtl_yukimura]

I'll think about it.