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[xyzai]

Hello and welcome to Dreamwidth. I’m xy, your administrator, writing to clarify a few rules about using our platform:


1. Take full advantage of our features and include your current "music" under each post. These selections will be vetted, then ranked along a spectrum of appropriate to actual sewage. Consider your playlist carefully

2. Instead of a period, finish off each sentence with a star☆

3. Confess. To everything. Preferably in list format

4. Sign off every entry with a spirited quote from the worst sports movie that comes to mind

5. Anyone with the name Tooyama Kintarou is banned from the platform

EDIT:
5. Anyone with the name Kirihara Akaya is banned from the platform

And of course, for your protection, please comment to this entry with the password your account


(ooc: Please note that this is not a dreamwidth administrator -- this is Zaizen Hikaru posting some nonsense)

Comments

[xyzai]

Is it Kosh1mae

[xyzai]

3. Send me Tokyo Banana or you're lying ☆

[bana_an_na]

3. Show me that you are actually a Mod and I'll think about it.

[xyzai]

3. How would I do that? Delete your account? ☆

[bana_an_na]

3. I call your bluff. Do it.

[ever_yanagi]

☆I'm☆glad☆you☆see☆my☆point☆

[maruibuns]

- I ate a cake from the fridge that wasn't mine☆
- Most my shit is at the lobby cos I just moved in and can't be bothered bring all to my room by myself☆



"i dont know what to do with my hands..." TALLADEGA NIGHTS

[dontgiveafox]

I have a few questions, administer-san. Just to clarify things before I start properly using the platform.

1) is there anything greater than 'appropriate'? Is there anything gets your loins particularly tingly? And is this done by a music judging panel? Or is it just a single person?
2) Do these rules apply to only posts? Or is it comments as well?
3) I'm really bad at confessing. I got banned at Church from doing confession because apparently I used to spend like 40 minutes in there listing off every minor demeanour of the week.

[xyzai]

-What a monster. I approve ☆
-Make it a contest among sportsmen ☆

"Want me to tie you up with your ties, Ty?"
Caddyshack

[xyzai]

Thank you for your questions.

1. A panel. Each judge has particular tastes, but it takes the group to deem it acceptable ☆
2. The rule is intended for posts, but as you can see, many people are taking the spirit to comments as well ☆
3. Put it under a cut ☆

[gtl_yukimura]

No.

[dontgiveafox]

Thank you for your prompt response. I would have gotten anxious if I'd been made to wait much longer.

1) I'm really into cool jazz played on a combination of bongos and gongs. Would this be acceptable or should I start rethinking my musical choices in the future?
2) And I assume that their lively spirit is being recognised and approved. Okay, I will keep this in mind.
3) I find cuts to be really detrimental to my personal vibe and it makes it mean a lot less. Would putting them in picture form help in keeping them out from under a cut?

[dontgiveafox]

I know your password, Seiichi.

It's either: Fl0wersarecool1963

or

iamnumba1childofgod

[maruibuns]

- People need to learn to eat all the cake, I feel like I have taught them an important lesson ☆
- That is a very good idea... i can offer other people's food as a reward ☆



"it has nothing to do with the phone, i just like yelling at you." the scout

[didimutter]

I don't understand why these are the rules. I read other rules when I created my new account and there was no mention of these rules anywhere in that text, so how do I know that these are the real rules? Also, why would I give you my password? That seems like unnecessary. Wouldn't that invite you to get into my journal and read potentially private entries? Not that I have anything to post privately because I just started this and I'm not entirely sure that I have anything noteworthy to discuss. I don't even know you, so I'm not fond of the idea of you having my information like that. Then there is the star thing. That seems like a huge waste of time when a period is a perfectly good ending to a sentence. I don't really watch sports movies so I don't know what the bad ones are to be able to quote them for you and even if I did, that isn't something that I would want on my journal because it is my journal and I don't care about bad sports movie quotes. Why would you ban someone named Tooyama Kintarou? Did he do something do you? I suppose if he did something to you then I could understand why you would want to ban him, but since I don't know him I can't properly judge his character. Speaking of lists, what is the purpose of a list in a journal? I use lists for things like what groceries I need to get or what to pack in my suitcase for if I travel or what presents to buy my little sisters and friends for birthdays and other holidays. That said, I can post my grocery lists if you would like to read them, but the presents lists are going to stay off of my journal because I think Kamio and Tachibana-chan have journals on here and I don't want them to know what I get them for their birthdays because that would ruin the surprise.

[gtl_yukimura]

You're wrong, Niou, but I am very amused by your guesses.

[dontgiveafox]

Oh sorry, it must be the third password that you use. NiouIsTheBest1111

I'm flattered.

[gtl_yukimura]

That's the password for my fanfiction.net account.

[dontgiveafox]

Is your username NiouMasaharuReal? Are you the one writing Twilight fan fiction under my name? And have recently upgraded to 50 Shades of Grey fan fiction?

[gtl_yukimura]

You've caught me.

[dontgiveafox]

Gosh golly. I feel like my quiet Friday nights enjoying updates from it have just been ruined now, knowing the author. It's like I fapped off to my best friend or something.

Vom.

[gtl_yukimura]

Yagyuu didn't write them. I did. He'll be most displeased if he finds out that I usurped his spot as your BFF.

Are you saying you don't think I'm attractive? I'm hurt.

[dontgiveafox]

It's okay, I'll send him a postcard. HI YAGYUU UR NO LONGER MY BFF SRY SEIICHI IS LIKE 50 TIMES COLER THAN U. LOVE NIOU

I don't want to answer that.

[gtl_yukimura]

Sorry, Niou, but you're not my BFF. You're close though.

I see.

[dontgiveafox]

I think a part of my little pea heart just died then. I only have half a heart now.