I do appreciate you being 'round / Help me get my feet back on the ground

[xyzai]

In response to complaints from certain parties regarding my complimenting technique, I've decided to get in some good practice.

Comment on this post to receive a thoughtful compliment from yours truly.

EDIT: You can't compliment me that's illegal

Comments

[naniwaspeed]

I promise he'll survive. Maybe...

[xyzai]

I'm like a cockroach. She likes bugs.

[kabutoneechan]

You know Ku-chan once said in junior high that his special talent (in addition to poisonous plant identification) was making friends with kabutomushi. So... I think you've got the wrooooong Shiraishi.

[xyzai]

Look at your handle. Look at your choices.

[kabutoneechan]

Okay, so, I was, like, 12 when I made this username. :|

[xyzai]

That you haven’t changed it is commitment to the same brand.

[kabutoneechan]

Nah, just don't wanna pay the username change fee.

[xyzai]

Does this mean you have the same password?

[kabutoneechan]

You do know you can change your password for free, right? And I use a password manager, I'm not an amateur.

Kenya-san's is easy, though, go hack him.

[naniwaspeed]

Hey!

[xyzai]

Too easy. Pretty boring.

[naniwaspeed]

...You kinda look like one too?

[xyzai]

Is it my antennae-like bangs or short weedlely arms?

[naniwaspeed]

Definitely the bangs. Always the bangs. ☆ ～('▽^人)

[xyzai]

I’ll shave them off, join the yakuza, and blame you for my choices.

[naniwaspeed]

I know you won't actually do that, so it's just an empty threat~ You're too particular about your hair to do something like that.

[xyzai]

This guy acting like he knows me or something...

[naniwaspeed]

It's shocking, I know. It's almost like we're, dare I say it, friends? ♥

[xyzai]

New phone who dis.

[naniwaspeed]

Uh, no. Your contacts switch over. Try again.

[xyzai]

Yes but I deleted some contacts.

[naniwaspeed]

You wouldn't delete me. ヽ(ー_ー )ノ

[xyzai]

Why do you think that?

[naniwaspeed]

'Cause then how would you cash in on that zenzai?

[xyzai]

Breaking and entering.