I do appreciate you being 'round / Help me get my feet back on the ground

[xyzai]

In response to complaints from certain parties regarding my complimenting technique, I've decided to get in some good practice.

Comment on this post to receive a thoughtful compliment from yours truly.

EDIT: You can't compliment me that's illegal

Comments

[legally_blond]

You're so amusing, darling.

[xyzai]

You'd probably land the role if you auditioned for the tentacle monster in a porno.

[legally_blond]

Only if you're my co-star ♡

[xyzai]

I'll meet you halfway and be the camera-man. Can I interest you in Yuuji-senpai as a co-star?

[legally_blond]

He's really not my type. Too emotional.

[xyzai]

He can, however, do voices.

[legally_blond]

He seems like the emotionally clingy type. They're really gross.

[xyzai]

Tentacle monsters are also clingy and gross.

[legally_blond]

Only for short periods of times. And without emotional attachment.

[xyzai]

We don’t know this for sure.

[legally_blond]

Well, me as a tentacle monster is only for short periods of time and without emotional attachment.

[xyzai]

So basically you’re an aquatic fuckboi.

[legally_blond]

Thanks darling, that's such a compliment.

[xyzai]

Would you like it on a t-shirt?

[legally_blond]

It would be such a waste, since I only wear shirts once.

[xyzai]

You wouldn’t make an exception for homemade? What an aquatic fuckboi.