I do appreciate you being 'round / Help me get my feet back on the ground

[xyzai]

In response to complaints from certain parties regarding my complimenting technique, I've decided to get in some good practice.

Comment on this post to receive a thoughtful compliment from yours truly.

EDIT: You can't compliment me that's illegal

Comments

[naniwaspeed]

You're making it sound like we torture you. We don't.

[xyzai]

I would never make it sound like you or anyone else could take my place as the sadist in this relationship.

[naniwaspeed]

Don't use such strong words. (￣ヘ￣)

[xyzai]

Am I lying?

[naniwaspeed]

Well... no. But there's gotta be a better way to put it than that.

[xyzai]

Please demonstrate, brilliant senpai.

[naniwaspeed]

I'm all out of creative juices. I'll have to get back to you on that one. (￣▽￣)

[xyzai]

I won't have this email in 20 years.

[naniwaspeed]

What makes you think it's going to take me twenty years?! Geez.

[xyzai]

Fine, twenty-five. Same problem.

[naniwaspeed]

No! Shoot lower. Much lower.

[xyzai]

But you’ve already taken 10 years in Kenya speed time. I’m no longer interested. The dinosaurs have died all over again.

[naniwaspeed]

Waitwaitwait. So, what you're saying is that you're going to pit me up against my own speed to fit your narrative and then turn it against me? Nope, try again. ♥

[xyzai]

You're the one who gave me the time to develop a narrative in the first place.

[naniwaspeed]

Don't make up narratives in the first place. Geez.

[xyzai]

I always narrate the stupid things you do in my head.

[naniwaspeed]

Don't you have better things to think about? Like... anything else?

[xyzai]

Classified.

[naniwaspeed]

Nuh uh. Not classified. Spill.

[xyzai]

What's the password?

[naniwaspeed]

Pretty please with a cherry on top? ♥

[xyzai]

No.

[naniwaspeed]

Does it maybe have something to do with the aforementioned mop? ♥