kitkats from my ex-husband

[xyzai]

Whispering matcha cream nothings in his ear. Will consider other subliminal messaging requests based on content and creativity.

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(ooc: Cuddling takes place during this log
Art by our own wonderful Aaya! )

Comments

[knuckling]

do you want your damn matcha cream or not??

sing is only 55% accurate. lucky.

[xyzai]

Yes.

My level is higher than that.

[knuckling]

better not go for the annoyed side then. time to make your choice

huuuh. do you want to test that theory?

[xyzai]

...

That depends on if you’re going to be a Cheating Kakuna. No coffee directly before. No energy drinks.

[knuckling]

I THOUGHT SO.

i dont cheat!! not at this kind of test anyway. wouldnt make for an accurate reading.

[xyzai]

I ate one bar of the kit kat.

Would an accurate test also require different positions?

[knuckling]

was it different from the japanese ones?

its an accuracy test, right, so liiike probably.

[xyzai]

Sweeter. Melted faster. Will maybe eat bar 2 tomorrow.

Okay. I can google some popular sleeping doubles positions. Am I allowed playlists, or only my voice?

[knuckling]

are those positives or negatives? i dont have enough kit kat experience to tell

uhhh playlists are okay but. hmm. instrumentals only, vocals would interfere right??

[xyzai]

Differences. It really depends on preference.

Not necessarily. Certain vocals can be hypnotic, or it can be relaxing to listen to languages you can’t hnderstand.

[knuckling]

youre just happy with any kit kat arent you.

i meant it might make, like, testing your accuracy less... uh, accurate. but other languages might be nice. hmmm.

[xyzai]

You’re not wrong.

That depends on what you interpret as my accuracy.

[knuckling]

aaand youre not subtle.

thats true. i guess if its a collaborative effort it would still count...

[xyzai]

How dare you.

Doable.

[knuckling]

what?? if even i can figure out your deep kit kat feelings, that makes them not subtle!!

okay. any other conditions that would be important?

[xyzai]

Is this you taking ownership of your lack of subtlety?

None aside from the obvious. You?

[knuckling]

i admit to nothing!! im just sayin!!

whats the obvious? very little is obvious with you, which was kind of the point of the kit kat conversation, so.
uhh anyway nah i think thats good?

[xyzai]

Congratulations for having unfurled that kit kat mystery. You win an honorable thought as I eat the second bar.

The obvious experiment can be paused if either party isn't feeling it.

[knuckling]

i gave it to you, i should have had that right anyway?? hello???

oh yeah i thought that went without sayin

[xyzai]

I had to pay more attention to that first one.

Hence, the obvious.

[knuckling]

dont act like your wouldnt have been doing that anyway!!

u rite u rite

[xyzai]

if you knew that, then why are you complaining?

[knuckling]

its the second one, the second one. you get a pass on the first since you needed to judge it.

[xyzai]

I might get distracted on the first two bites. But from the third bite on, I'll think of you.

[knuckling]

im not expecting a devoted consideration time, just a thought

oi wait, does it even last more than two bites...