kitkats from my ex-husband

[xyzai]

Whispering matcha cream nothings in his ear. Will consider other subliminal messaging requests based on content and creativity.

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(ooc: Cuddling takes place during this log
Art by our own wonderful Aaya! )

Comments

[xyzai]

Looking for the fluffy secrets that he's been stashing over the years.

[maruibuns]

I'm going to ignore that you are being way too cuteThose are valuable. Are you going to share if you find them?


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[xyzai]

Depends on the secret. If I find out that he has been a secret tap dancer or something, I'll be sure to let the internet know.

[maruibuns]

Aren't you such a great friend~

What kind of fluffy secrets wouldn't you share?

[xyzai]

I repeat to you what I said to Yukimura-san: Ugh.

Would it not be sharing to disclose those now?

[maruibuns]

We just speak the truth.

No, since it's not the truth yet, and if it turned out to be you wouldn't say it and I wouldn't know.

[xyzai]

The bees are not behaving as expected.

But it would be in your mind.

[maruibuns]

And what would an expected behaviour be?

It would be in my mind that as a secret that is not true.

[xyzai]

The buzz buzz sting sting stop brainwashing our sweet kakuna.

But you would still wonder.

[maruibuns]

I'll sting only if you are planning on abducting and anal probing him for alien experiments~

But then I would eat cake and forget.

[xyzai]

No sentence containing anal probing should have a tilde. You should be ashamed.

What flavor cake makes you forget things?

[maruibuns]

Sorry~ Did I stereotype you?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.... white choco strawberry tart! (♥ω♥*)

[xyzai]

Yes. We only do that to humans who snore.

You could sell that to the government.

[maruibuns]

Jackal snore, if you must know.

Why would I sell them my cake?

[xyzai]

Oh no. The strike zone of my kind.

Power.