my own mom hasn't managed yet but...

[xyzai]

Anyone have anything to say to me? This might be my last day for this earth. Messages for the devil are also acceptable.

Comments

[knuckling]

hey!!!

see you in hell

[xyzai]

Can you at least put the sirens on before you drive us off a bridge? I want to go out splashing and screaming.

[knuckling]

screaming in time to the sirens?

[xyzai]

No.

Our screams are the harmony. You fool. You complete buffoon.

[knuckling]

what genre are we supposed to be aiming for? is this, like, heavy metal or. rock. are we goin for some megadeth or led zeppelin. i gotta get context here man.

[xyzai]

I think it depends how you decide to end us. Driving off a bridge is pretty metal, but a collision calls for a slower sort of drama.

[knuckling]

i aint gonna get in a collision, thats rude

megadeth it is then. maybe some metallica? rammstein?

[xyzai]

Sorry to imply that our illustrious deaths could ever be an accident.

Rammstein lead up and Megadeath on the way down.

[knuckling]

theres a reason we have to go stylishly

good choices okay this is approved. enjoy your Hell Sendoff Chorus

[xyzai]

It can't be too short of a bridge though. We need enough time to get through a chorus on the way down.

[knuckling]

youre welcome to choose actual tracks yknow, i can memorise lyrics overnight

[xyzai]

But where's the originality?

I'll write something tonight.

[knuckling]

can i help

[xyzai]

Thank you for volunteering to be my piano stand.

[knuckling]

youre the worst, this is my death waltz too yknow

[xyzai]

Then take your duties seriously.

[saypassion]

I will agree with that statement, with a caveat - to me, it would depend on the brand and the quality of the soup.

And why will this be your last day for this earth?

[naniwaspeed]

It will never, ever in a million years be a whole meal. Gotta have some sides with it, c'mon.

[penipu]

agreed stamp of approval peace out

[penipu]

don't die :(

[kabutoneechan]

I feel like maybe you would benefit from some cooking classes, senpai~♥

[acchimuitehoi]

If it's your last day on earth, I'll make sure that your funeral is well-attended by bunnies. I assume you would like your ashes spread on Bunny Island? ☆

[crosswithyou]

Soup was meant to be paired with bread.

[xyzai]

What's your brand?

Aniki is teaching Akaya to drive.

[xyzai]

A side of an additional can of red bean soup.