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[xyzai]

Hello and welcome to Dreamwidth. I’m xy, your administrator, writing to clarify a few rules about using our platform:


1. Take full advantage of our features and include your current "music" under each post. These selections will be vetted, then ranked along a spectrum of appropriate to actual sewage. Consider your playlist carefully

2. Instead of a period, finish off each sentence with a star☆

3. Confess. To everything. Preferably in list format

4. Sign off every entry with a spirited quote from the worst sports movie that comes to mind

5. Anyone with the name Tooyama Kintarou is banned from the platform

EDIT:
5. Anyone with the name Kirihara Akaya is banned from the platform

And of course, for your protection, please comment to this entry with the password your account


(ooc: Please note that this is not a dreamwidth administrator -- this is Zaizen Hikaru posting some nonsense)

Comments

[hoshihanabi]

1. Are you making a playlist of everything then?

2. Hmmm, I might try that ☆

3.

• I.
• Can't.
• Do
• That
• ☆
• ( in any format )

4. What if I prefer ending them with a quote from something else?

5. ...

BearDr0pper

[xyzai]

1. Does sewage need a playlist?

3. Would you burst into flames before you could finish?

4. Such as?

Thank you for your adherence.

[hoshihanabi]

1. Is that what we're to you?

3. Maybe? Of course.

4. I could think of many; actually good movies, musicals, books, songs that we could combine with 1., and so on.

Or go with h0shihanab1 but anything that I mention here will stop working before you get a chance to try them.

[xyzai]

1. Maybe. I judge the music, not the person.

2. I see. I suggest that in the future you go one at a time.

4. Fine, then. Surprise me.

So, technically, there is a split second that they are working.