Welcome to Dreamwidth

[xyzai]

Hello and welcome to Dreamwidth. I’m xy, your administrator, writing to clarify a few rules about using our platform:


1. Take full advantage of our features and include your current "music" under each post. These selections will be vetted, then ranked along a spectrum of appropriate to actual sewage. Consider your playlist carefully

2. Instead of a period, finish off each sentence with a star☆

3. Confess. To everything. Preferably in list format

4. Sign off every entry with a spirited quote from the worst sports movie that comes to mind

5. Anyone with the name Tooyama Kintarou is banned from the platform

EDIT:
5. Anyone with the name Kirihara Akaya is banned from the platform

And of course, for your protection, please comment to this entry with the password your account


(ooc: Please note that this is not a dreamwidth administrator -- this is Zaizen Hikaru posting some nonsense)

Comments

[gtl_yukimura]

I've been under the assumption that you didn't have one at all. Rikkai trait and all.

[dontgiveafox]

No I definitely do. It's there. But it's not very efficient at pumping the blood around my body which is why I have a small electric pump attached to my hip.

[gtl_yukimura]

And here I thought Sanada was the robot.

[dontgiveafox]

Oops! it's one of my 142 secrets. Please keep it safe.

[gtl_yukimura]

I'll think about it.

[xyzai]

3. Sent notice to the main moderator. You should receive something in your email soon.

[xyzai]

It looks like Basil Gardens has gained a Kin-chan.

-Announcing both of those things on the internet is a great idea. Please continue to do that ☆

"I thought Iceland was covered in ice!"
Mighty Ducks

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[xyzai]

1. I'm curious now. That could potentially be compelling. You will have to submit the song for adequate judging.

3. Yes.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[xyzai]

Oh, the one with the "luscious hair"

That's not a very good password.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[xyzai]

1. It is a measure for the protection of our users.

2. The list format is clean and easy to read. Unlike that wall of text

3. I cannot tell you what Tooyama Kintarou has done, as that would be a privacy violation.

4. You're all stars ☆ I hate myself. So much regret on the stars.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[bana_an_na]

Oh~ Please delete this account. I've only had it for like 12 hours. I think I'll survive.

[maruibuns]

- You are such a motivator ☆

"There is something wrong with YOUR medulla oblongata." The Waterboy

[gtl_yukimura]

Will you share your password?

[didimutter]

I don't think that's true. Computer programs already store that information; I'm not sure an admin needs to personally have that information at their disposal as well. As I explained, I only use lists for certain things, so I'm not interested in using them for posts. Please forgive me. I do hope that Tooyama has been able to redeem himself and will be able to post in his journal as he ses fit. I still will not use stars.

[knuckling]

haha just realised i ignored everything here.

[xyzai]

☆

(ooc: see the journal edit -- he is such an ass)

[xyzai]

You muttered.

[xyzai]

Yes.

[xyzai]

Delete.

[knuckling]

im gonna ignore this too tho

[xyzai]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take ☆

[knuckling]

u rite

a+ for effort

[bana_an_na]

Oh nooooo. I have been deleted. What ever shall I do?

[xyzai]

If you're asking for actual suggestions...

[bana_an_na]

No, not really but I'd love to hear your suggestions.