Happy Birthday to Me

[xyzai]

This is so sad Alexa, play Despacito.

(ooc: Pretend that Akaya is locked in the phone booth, sulking, and trying to get out of it)

Comments

[knuckling]

youre the worst

[xyzai]

Thank you. I work really hard on that.

[knuckling]

yeah whatever i cant believe you brought a whole ass lock just to do this you demon

let me out

[xyzai]

You should be (1) more impressed by my foresight and (2) kind of flattered that I think you need a whole ass lock.

When I'm done.

[knuckling]

too bad that im (3) kinda pissed that im locked in a fuckin phone booth

i feel like a zoo animal let me out

[xyzai]

It's not my fault that pissed is a good look on you. That's your fault. I need a few more pictures still.

Zoo animals don't get phone calls. It'll ring in a second.

[knuckling]

you can take photos of me being pissed off outside the phone booth too

is this a performance now??? huh??? i gotta take a phone call for your amusement??? huh????? i mean i guess its your birthday but HUH?????????

[xyzai]

But I like this.

Ten minutes? And then I will get in with you.

[knuckling]

uuuugghhhhhh

ALRIGHT FINE just because its your birthday

[xyzai]

It'll be worth it.

[knuckling]

...im still mad

[xyzai]

You can have one coupon for kazoo-free zone.

[knuckling]

!!

alright deal

[xyzai]

You might miss it.