Genie in a dorm room

[xyzai]

I've decided. Everyone can have three wishes. Go.

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[xyzai]

So it was me, a professor, and some freshman and the key to handcuffs got lost so yeah.

[knuckling]

this isnt tea, this is barely water, wheres the deets

[xyzai]

We were in the library and the power went out. I felt something on my leg.

[knuckling]

O: this is better

what was it??

[xyzai]

A tentacle.

[knuckling]

spicy

which one of them was secretly a giant squid and/or alien

[xyzai]

Both of them.

[knuckling]

rough day. how did you make your great escape??

[xyzai]

I sacrificed a senpai.

[knuckling]

may they rest in peace

where did the handcuffs come in?

[xyzai]

A man has to accessorize.

[knuckling]

man youre so right why is this so attractive??? what

i think this turned into a long island iced tea tho

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[xyzai]

I’m always right.

Are you drunk yet?

[knuckling]

yeah yeah i know

hmmmmmmmmm not quite. could use something else. my tolerance is pretty high.

[xyzai]

I have more pictures of my ankles.

[knuckling]

do any of them involve tea?

[xyzai]

If I soak my toes in water is that tea?

[knuckling]

no ew, foot tea is not a thing

[xyzai]

I’ll ask Yanagi-san.

[knuckling]

oh my god why