Genie in a dorm room

[xyzai]

I've decided. Everyone can have three wishes. Go.

Comments

[xyzai]

You could wish for crepes. I can grant that.

That seems rude of him.

[legally_blond]

But only if I pay, right?


He enjoys living in this delusional wold where I can cook.

[xyzai]

I could probably give you a complimentary crepe with a meal.

You could do salad.