Genie in a dorm room

[xyzai]

I've decided. Everyone can have three wishes. Go.

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[knuckling]

only three is pretty stingy. i dont care if its traditional.

[xyzai]

Greedy.

[knuckling]

yeah so

senpai wished for more anyway, shouldnt that like... apply for everyone...

[xyzai]

Go ahead. But I will judge you.

[knuckling]

i dont wanna use them all now and youd judge me anyway

[xyzai]

You’re not wrong.

[knuckling]

can one of my wishes be for no judgement

[xyzai]

You would also be taking the opportunity to judge you positively.

[knuckling]

ah youre right

how abouttt. wish oneee. bring me teaaa.

[xyzai]

The thing that happened in the library this morning or oolong?b

[knuckling]

i accept both, also peach or raspberry iced, or boba, all fine options,,

[xyzai]

So it was me, a professor, and some freshman and the key to handcuffs got lost so yeah.

[knuckling]

this isnt tea, this is barely water, wheres the deets

[xyzai]

We were in the library and the power went out. I felt something on my leg.

[knuckling]

O: this is better

what was it??

[xyzai]

A tentacle.

[knuckling]

spicy

which one of them was secretly a giant squid and/or alien

[xyzai]

Both of them.

[knuckling]

rough day. how did you make your great escape??

[xyzai]

I sacrificed a senpai.

[knuckling]

may they rest in peace

where did the handcuffs come in?

[xyzai]

A man has to accessorize.

[knuckling]

man youre so right why is this so attractive??? what

i think this turned into a long island iced tea tho

[strikes deleted]

[xyzai]

I’m always right.

Are you drunk yet?

[knuckling]

yeah yeah i know

hmmmmmmmmm not quite. could use something else. my tolerance is pretty high.