Genie in a dorm room

[xyzai]

I've decided. Everyone can have three wishes. Go.

Comments

[xyzai]

Duct tape would be faster.

[knuckling]

O: this is better

what was it??

[naniwaspeed]

Hey! Can you even do that?

[saypassion]

How generous of you. Are there terms and conditions that apply to these wishes?

[xyzai]

A tentacle.

[knuckling]

spicy

which one of them was secretly a giant squid and/or alien

[xyzai]

Both of them.

[xyzai]

No.

[xyzai]

Yes.

[knuckling]

rough day. how did you make your great escape??

[xyzai]

I sacrificed a senpai.

[knuckling]

may they rest in peace

where did the handcuffs come in?

[xyzai]

A man has to accessorize.

[knuckling]

man youre so right why is this so attractive??? what

i think this turned into a long island iced tea tho

[strikes deleted]

[xyzai]

I’m always right.

Are you drunk yet?

[knuckling]

yeah yeah i know

hmmmmmmmmm not quite. could use something else. my tolerance is pretty high.

[gtl_yukimura]

Hmm, I see.

[saypassion]

That is quite generous, then. Should they fit a particular type of wish?

[naniwaspeed]

Why are you like this? ( `ε´ )

[xyzai]

Kenya-San you can’t just ask for someone’s origin story.

[xyzai]

No. I’ll hear all of them.

[xyzai]

I have more pictures of my ankles.

[xyzai]

Are you suggesting that fishing shouldn’t be a sport or that I’m like Samuel LL Jackson?

[gtl_yukimura]

The former.

[ever_yanagi]

A blend of 80% matcha, 10% sencha, 5% hojicha, and 5 % other teas.