Genie in a dorm room

[xyzai]

I've decided. Everyone can have three wishes. Go.

Comments

[knuckling]

can one of my wishes be for no judgement

[xyzai]

You would also be taking the opportunity to judge you positively.

[xyzai]

I could probably give you a complimentary crepe with a meal.

You could do salad.

[knuckling]

ah youre right

how abouttt. wish oneee. bring me teaaa.

[xyzai]

The thing that happened in the library this morning or oolong?b

[knuckling]

i accept both, also peach or raspberry iced, or boba, all fine options,,

[naniwaspeed]

Is it a good surprise~?

[xyzai]

Depends.

[xyzai]

So it was me, a professor, and some freshman and the key to handcuffs got lost so yeah.

[naniwaspeed]

On what~?

[xyzai]

That’s part of the surprise.

[naniwaspeed]

If I make three wishes?

[xyzai]

Sure.

[naniwaspeed]

But what am I gonna wish for? (ﾉ)'ω`(ヾ)

[xyzai]

Don’t make me do all the work.

[knuckling]

this isnt tea, this is barely water, wheres the deets

[gtl_yukimura]

How magnanimous of you, but it doesn't mean much if you can't actually grant them.

[xyzai]

People don’t have to be genies to want information.

[gtl_yukimura]

Why not just ask what you want to know?

[hiro_shi]

I'll pass. The unnatural texture makes the goosebumps along my arms rise.

[hiro_shi]

It will but I need it to happen fast enough that I can pluck them out on my own before Niou-kun shaves them off again.

[naniwaspeed]

That was more musing out loud as opposed to sourcing your recommendation. You'd probably just come up with some terrible ones, anyway~ Knowing you.

[xyzai]

The same reason fishing is a sport.

[xyzai]

We were in the library and the power went out. I felt something on my leg.

[xyzai]

Now only two wishes.